- Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because they’re transparent.
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
- What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones.
- How does a witch tell time? With a witch watch.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berry.
- Why did the little boy put his Halloween candy in the freezer? He wanted to have frozen treats.
- What do you get when you cross a ghost with a dog? A boo-hound.
- How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
- Which monster is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Parent Tip: Review the logic above to help your child master the concept of printable halloween riddles.
