- Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck? → A. Santa walking backwards!
- Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? → A. Rudeolph
- Q. What do fish sing under the ocean during the winter? → A. Christmas Corals
- Q. What's brown and sneaks round the kitchen? → A. Mince spies
- Q. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? → A. Because they always drop their needles
- Q. What do cows say at Christmas? → A. MOOey Christmas!
- Q. Where does a snowman keep his money? → A. In a snow bank
- Q. Why do mummies like Christmas so much? → A. Because of all the wrapping!
- Q. Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”? → A. A Christmas Quacker
Parent Tip: Review the logic above to help your child master the concept of printable christmas riddles.