- What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck? → A Christmas Quacker
- Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? → Rudeolph
- What do fish sing under the ocean during the winter? → Christmas Carols
- What's brown and sneaks round the kitchen? → Mince spies
- Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? → Because they always drop their needles
- What do cows say at Christmas? → MOOey Christmas!
- Where does a snowman keep his money? → In a snow bank
- Why do mummies like Christmas so much? → Because of all the wrapping!
- Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”? → Santa walking backwards!
Parent Tip: Review the logic above to help your child master the concept of printable christmas riddles brain teasers.