- What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!
- How do you talk to a giant? Use big words!
- What did the banana say to the dog? Banana's don't talk!
- Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
- What do you call a cow that plays piano? A moo-sician!
- What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter!
- Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
- What's brown and sticky? A stick!
- Why did the bird get in trouble in class? He was tweeting on a test!
- Why was the math book so sad? Because it had so many problems
- What's an astronaut's favorite meal of the day? Launch!
- What type of music do balloons hate listening to? Pop!
Parent Tip: Review the logic above to help your child master the concept of printable funny jokes.
