- What says “Oh Oh Oh”? Santa walking backwards.
- Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
- What do you call Frosty the Snowman in the summer? A puddle.
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in the chimney? Close-cripphobia.
- What’s an elf’s favourite type of music? Wrap.
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was poking his nose!
- Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
- What’s Santa’s favourite singer? Elvis Presley.
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots?
- What do Christmas trees eat for dessert? They always drop their needles.
- What is Santa’s little helper’s name? Elf-sbit.
- What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
- What’s a better present than a baby shark in the chimney? Santa Jaws.
- What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve.
- How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed.
- What do you call Crosby the Snowman in the summer? A puddle.
- What did Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in the chimney? Close-cripphobia.
- What is Father Christmas’ dog called? Santa Paws.
- How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed.
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