- What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A Pineapple!
- What do road crews use at the North Pole? Snow Cones!
- What happens if you eat Christmas decoration? You get Tinselus!
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Paus!
- What goes “oh”? A snowman’s nose!
- Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s in December!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- What should you give to your parents at Christmas? What you want!
- What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rudolph!
- What do you call Santa at the beach? Sandy Claus!
- What did the Gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
- What did one angel say to the other? Halo there!
- What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer!
- Where does the snowman keep his money? In a snowbank!
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