1. Santa rolling down a hill
2. Okay everyone, I'm a jolly old elf
3. Can Santa's reindeer fly higher than a skyscraper? Of course! Byscrapers can't fly at all!
4. What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
5. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck? A Christmas Quacker
6. An honest politician, a blind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up? Santa! The other two don't exist
7. Where do you find flying reindeer? Wherever you left them
8. What do you call a kitten on the beach on Christmas morning? Sandy Claws
9. What does Santa buy at the donut shop? A jolly roll
10. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? Rude-olph
11. What's red & white and red & white and red & white? Santa rolling down a hill
12. What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve? Okay everyone, I'm a jolly old elf
13. Can Santa's reindeer fly higher than a skyscraper? Of course! Byscrapers can't fly at all!
14. What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
15. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck? A Christmas Quacker
16. An honest politician, a blind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up? Santa! The other two don't exist
17. Where do you find flying reindeer? Wherever you left them
18. What do you call a kitten on the beach on Christmas morning? Sandy Claws
19. What does Santa buy at the donut shop? A jolly roll
20. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? Rude-olph
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